My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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