sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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