dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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