If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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