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• (760): View more from California

  ...so i touched it.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick

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• (214): View more from Texas

  someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything

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• (845): View more from New York

  Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Most definitely.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong

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