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• (727): View more from Florida

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  ooooooooooooo i'm drink

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he said i ruined lesbian porn for him

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.

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  I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men

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