I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
time to smoke my breakfast
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober