You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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