i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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