Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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