ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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