Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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