Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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