it hurts more in the daytime
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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