Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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