Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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