On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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