You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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