...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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