She announced her abortion via fbk
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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