its not stalking. its research.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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