Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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