So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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