u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Oh Jesus.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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