I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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