flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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