Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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