That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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