Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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