from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Boobs speak an international language.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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