Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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