whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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