im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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