well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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