Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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