i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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