bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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