I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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