I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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