.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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