why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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