he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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