Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
foreskin is a definite game changer
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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