i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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