Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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