Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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