did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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