dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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