that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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