I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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