sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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