Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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