they need to just BURY HIM!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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