Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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