I bet he comes in French.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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