friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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